One cat. One plastic bag. Zero survival instinct. It went on the head and it is not coming off — not for dinner, not for the vet, not for a 100x. The bag stays on.
There was a grocery bag on the floor. There was a cat nearby. Physics took it from there. He put his whole head in, felt the crinkle, and made a decision that would define him: the bag stays on.
He didn't ask for snacks. He didn't ask to be let outside. He sat down, faced the TV like a tiny green pyramid, and committed to the bit harder than most people commit to anything. That's the energy behind $BAG — not a strategy, not a roadmap, just full send with zero visibility.
Every chart has a moment where the sensible move is to take the bag off. Diamond paws don't take the bag off. They sit. They vibe. They let the bag ride.
Nine confirmed sightings. Zero confirmed removals. The bag does not come off for weather, geography, art history, or crowd size.
Download Phantom or your Solana wallet of choice and fund it with a little SOL.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address.
Paste the contract address into your favorite DEX once it's live and swap. Put the bag on.
